Secret Admirer

So its been a little while! Well I have been busy around the office and trying to keep my life straight! Ah, its so hard being a working woman, holding a personal life where I can actually enjoy some friendships, and then trying to keep everything else organized!

Sheez! Its a miracle I don't pull out all my fur!

I don't know how working moms do it. I mean, someday I plan to have children. My dad said something one time about a me already being spayed or spaying, not sure what the means but I don't really listen to him anyway. When it comes time for me, I need to be at home. Taking care of one person is hard enough, but taking care of 2 and trying to do all this stuff at the same time...no way!

I guess I am thinking about family lately because someone has been sending me flowers, but its from a secret admirer so I don't even know who to thank. I guess I will find out sometime in the future...sure is romantic though.....

Beautiful New Shirts!

I thought since I am busy at work so often lately I should start coming up with some really nice designs that say class and style, and everything else wonderful at the same time.

So what do you think?

Club Pug

Well, enough off the boring office stuff again. Even though that seems to be the main time I am at the computer, I do other things too.

My cousin was in town this week and she is a trip. We always have a great time together just like when were young. She is from the west coast, so we have never lived in the same town. But when we get together, watch out!

We tore up the town a couple of nights. She is usually such a sweetheart, unless someone is being stupid and accidentally spills a drink on her...then watch out! She can be a monster.

It's great seeing her again, but it's probably best we don't see too much of each other. I don't think the world is ready for that.

Anyway, I have a picture us out at the club.

Man we are cute. The only thing is, I don't see the family resemblance...do you?

Coming to a city near you! Woo hooo!

Home Row Keys....

OK, so it has been a little while and my desk is a mess. I have never been the most organized girl in the world. You know? Details are so boring.

That's like this stupid thing about typing with the home row keys. I mean, if you have perfectly manicured, long strong nails like mine, you can't be plucking away at a silly little keyboard all day long!

Especially one that wasn't designed for a gifted creature like myself. I mean really...if this thing made sense, wouldn't it be in alphabetical order so I can learn it quicker? Shouldn't the vowels be all together if its really based on what you are using the most? And how come the stupid mouse pad is always moving when I don't want it too!!!

Grrrrr!

Anyway, I suppose there are more important things to worry about, a girl can't fix everything. Now, I am going to invest some time into something important. Like figuring out when and why water became the most expensive liquid in the store. It's not easy keeping the bowl filled with Evian you know...

Oh...

So you think you're slick huh? You couldn't bring sexy back if you had Justin Timberlake riding on your back.

The only way you will see me if you look at the picture on the wall because the only way a woman of my quality would ever come back to a brown noser like you is if you were on my leash.

Please.

I have new password, it's go to h***.

Try to figure that one out.

And tell some of your dogs to stop blowing up my phone...that's right!

Maybe you need to check your priorities...all dogs aren't loyal.

toodles!~~

hahaha!

hahah pincho!

it figures you would keep the same password for everything you do. serves you right that I can soooo easily break into your cute little blog. Well, that's what you get, karma is a bitc....

hey, I just want everyone out there to know that there are always 2 sides to a story.

i know her value! She just always wants me to take her out, feed her, rub her back, scratch behind her ears...

Hey, what about me?

so what if I want to go hang out with my dogs every once and a while? sometimes the center of the world doesn't revolve around you...piiiiiinchoooooo

can't stand females who don't think about their man.

look, I still keep a picture of you on my wall.

come on girl, what do you say?

how bout we meet up sometime and see if the old chemistry is still there. I bet I can still make the hair on the back your neck stand up. You know you are still my girl. Let me know if you want to go out some time....i'll bring sexy back.

Laterz- Tyson

Family

I miss my family.

I have to admit, I didn't think I would say that a little while ago. For me family was always like something that was necessary and nice, but kind of annoying at the same time. Kind of like brushing your teeth. You know its good for you, and you're thankful you have teeth, but I would never exactly say I enjoy brushing my teeth.

Well, ever since I moved out of the house and got a backyard of my own, I am a little...umm..

..What's the word that sounds like a weird vegetable....melancholy! Yes!...I mean yes...I feel melancholy.

I still eat dinner every night, and go out with my friends occassionaly, but there is something about everyone gathered under and around the table at dinner time that I really miss. Or the long walks after dinner or in the morning. Sure they always kept me on a short leash there...but that's what good parents do right?

Sigh*...well this too will pass.

Think I am going to go watch Lifetime or maybe the Animal Channel...

Old School

So this whole MySpace and posting stuff has gotten out of control.

I mean first it was addictive, I admit that. Really, I have never tried heroine or crack, but after the first couple of weeks of using MySpace, I can imagine how that would feel.

It's like you just have to see who just posted on your page. And then maybe if its one of those cool pics, maybe I can be the first to post it to my people and get some MySpace respect.

Or even better, just keep adding to my friends list. Please, I was never the prom queen but you would think with all the people hitting up my list, it was only because I couldn't decide which prom to be queen of.

And then, the most consuming part, was checking out everyone. You know, you see who is trying to scam who, check out those people you thought you knew, and flirt with the people you wish you knew. All that stuff you think could be bad, but it feels soo good. Kind of like the chocolate you know you shouldn't eat but you do anyway.

Well, its all fun until someone finds some old picture of you and posts it up on there page. Come on now, everyone has some history that needs to be just that, history. Lets just put the past in the past in the past. Like you have the right to post my stuff out there for everyone to see just because we were cool back in the day.

That's OK, everyone has some skeletons in their closet. And if I can't return the favor with a real picture, you better believe I will find a way to make a pic that looks real to make sure that person will need to delete their profile and start over...in a new state.

I mean come on, we were all young and crazy once right?

Party Time

I don't know about you, but this week was a long week.

Some girls and I from the office decided to let-off some steam.

Sure you could do the same old thing, go out to happy hour, but sometimes you need to let the creative juices flow!

We had a big debate about throwing a party. We are not throwing a toga party, lets keep that in college where it belongs.

Going back and forth, we couldn't decide....should we have a Mardi-Gras theme party, or a Hawaiian party?

I mean, on one paw, you go Hawaiian and you have the cute flower stuff you can wear and you can finally use those tiki torches and big candles that have been sitting in your closet forever. Or...
you can go Mardi-Gras and do the whole mask and beads thing.

Well, sometimes you experiment. You put two things together and sometimes its actually good like ketchup and mayo, or coke and wine. Yeah, I know, like I said, it doesn't sound right, but in Spain they love their coke and wine.

So we did the Hawaiian-Gras party.

It was fun! We danced all night, let out all the built up stuff from the week, and you know what, the girls I work with, are pretty cool. I have to admit, I am not the only one who can shake her tail in this office.

Everything was great until someone had their mask on wrong and walked into the tiki torch.

Ahh..buzz kill. Well you can't let one person ruin your night.

See you soon!

Monday Morning

OK, so it's Monday morning and I am still sleeping.

I mean I am at work, sitting at the computer, and to most people it looks like I am working. Maybe even thinking really hard about something.

Can you see the wheels in my mind just spinning away?

I have actually practiced for many years the fine art of sleeping upright. So to anyone looking from behind, I am there as usual.

The problem with the weekends is that they end.

Come Monday, you are out of your routine. You have a nice long weekend, you sleep in both days. So nice, so beautiful.

Then when Monday morning comes, just like Saturday and Sunday, you are still asleep. You know when one eyelid gets real heavy, and the other eye lid starts coming down...then pretty soon you start doing head nod like a good song is playing...yeah that's me.

The key is if you take a deep breath, relax, and lean back a litttle, you can dose off without looking like you are having a small seizure every few minutes.

Ah, thats it.

All this talk about resting makes me want to get a massage. There are times you have to treat yourself. After all, touch is essential. Did you know newborns will not make it unless they are held and cuddled daily?

Well, call me a baby because I need a massage.

I think I am going to go take a long lunch because I need to meet a client or supplier or something.

Probably should get my nails done too. They are beginning to look like claws.

Yikes!

Anyway, see you soon..

Ahh...massage.

Office Politics

Whooo!

Finally, another chance to sit down and write again.

It's been busy around here. I have been at this internet company, TShirtsMall.com for a couple of months now and I am starting to finally feel comfortable. It takes a while to mark your territory, you know?

So I am finally getting a good pace going and getting things how they should be.

I mean come on, I know I am young but I know what I am doing. I've memorized all the usual stuff but I also know some new tricks that some of the old dogs around here don't know about.

Maybe you have been in this situation before. You are trying to be nice and take care of business at the same time. It's hard because when you are young, smart, and obviously hot stuff, sometimes its hard to let people how things need to happen. Like, who said you can't be a woman without being a bitc...well you know the word.

So this week I am making sure things get done right around here and one of the guys who thinks he owns the office decides he wants to do things his way. Hey, I don't mind you having an opinion, just as long as you can admit it's just that, your opinion.

That's not too hard right?

Apparently not for some people. Not only does Captain Status Quo aka The 30 Minute Coffee Break King decide he has a hearing problem, but apparently I should just "listen, sit down, and be a good girl." Really....

Well, I decided we should have a meeting so we could express our feelings.

Sometimes its better to get things out in the open before misunderstandings develop.

I have always said that communication is key to any good working relationship.

Don't get me wrong, I am not one of those hard core type of girls, but really, it says "Manager" in my job title for a reason...OK-K-K!

Let me tell you, it's not easy getting things done but sometimes a girl has got to do what a girl has got to do.

Well, now that I have my blood pleasure going, it's time to hit the gym. Hey, its not easy making things happen and looking smokin' hot at the same time.

And for the Office Politics Poster Boy, I think we have reached an understanding on how to work together.

Till next time!

Looking for Mr. Right

It's been a while but I finally have a few minutes to sit back and relax again. Its almost spring and this time of year always makes me think of my ex.

Ahhh.....

It wasn't so long ago we always used to hang out. He would sneak into my office, close the door and we would find a way to hang out most of the day. You would never think the two of us could fit into a little office chair but somehow we could find a way to snuggle up and get a little QT! That's Quality Time for all my girls who don't know!

Work can get so boring, always doing the same thing. It's great to have someone come by and make the day interesting.

He was great. He would always rub my back, tell me how soft and beautiful my hair was, and he was super affectionate. He used to always tell me how my big brown eyes reminded him of two yummy biscuits. He was so romantic.

The only problem, is he was always having problems with everyone. People still refer to him as a boxer.


I guess in the end, our personalities were too combustible. We were always getting in fights over the silliest things! One second we would be fine, and next thing he wants to go wandering the neighborhood with his dogs. What is that all about!?! Anyway, I am better off with out him. Some ladies just know their value. Tell em Beyonce-

Where is your collar...to the left to the left...everything you own in on box on the left!

See you next time!

Casual Friday

So, I finished up my first week on the new job and it was casual Friday.

Does anyone else out there stress about what to wear on a day like this? It's still the first week in the office and people are nice, but I have to be honest...I don't think they have my same level of fashion sense.

Since you don't to seem pretentious in a new environment, I decided to wear a simple little number I put together after rolling out of the kennel.

The big problem for me is that some girls have a hard time dressing down. No matter what you put on us, its going to look like we spent hours and just went 'over the top'!

Anyway, so far, I am blending in as well as a young, successful, driven, and beautiful young woman can. At least the men aren't hanging off of me like my ex....ah, but thats for next time!

Until then, toodles!